What do Tarzan of the Apes, Twelfth Night, and Death of Salesman have in common?

1. A. They are all known beloved stories stories.
2. B. Among my personal favorites.
3. C. Mayor Sarah Palin tried to ban them from her hometown public library.
4. D. All of the above.

If you said "D." you win a front row seat to the decline and fall. Here is a list: Stop Sarah Palin! The Books She Wanted BANNED! « Mike Cane 2008. These books she wanted banned from the PUBLIC library, not, say, a school library (which would have been bad enough)> Honestly, I've never heard of a public servant trying anything on the level in book banning. I'm sure there are others, but I just haven't heard about them. Palin later tried to fire the librarian.

It's not sexist to bring this stuff up, is it Mr. McCain?

Update: This list has not been validated (or vetted). The article in TIME discusses the allegation that Palin sought to bans books she found objectionable, and also that she tried to fire the city librarian as well as other city officials over "loyalty issues" but so far I can't find any confirmed list of what books, if any, she actually identified for banning.